seven quotes a week...sorta

Jun 12

“You should steal a puppy from an ugly girl and give it to me!” Jess

Apr 18

“One of [one’s] goals in life should be to have people on call to make fresh guacamole.” Daniel L.

Apr 6

“‘What do you even do in New York?’ is not a valid question.” Jess

Mar 27

“[in hysterics] Something about throwing wet money into a microwave at 5 in the morning…I feel like I’m doing something illegal.” Val

Mar 23

“I have no skills but immortality.” Elisabeth

Mar 14

“Dude, I started Brooklyn.” Immanuel

Mar 13

“I always tip 20%…unless they punch me in the face, then it’s 15.” Dave

Mar 10

“Always make sure you use a reputable dive shop. Some have flags, some have cardboard signs. Go with flags.” Chelsea

Feb 12

“I don’t think even alcoholics count as alcoholics in their 20s.” Val

Jan 22

“Dude, I would totally be a veternarian if loved animals.” Immanuel